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Dave
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« Thread Started on Jun 17, 2005, 8:38am » | ![[Quote]](http://s4.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
A small girl is walking home from school when
a man pulls up in a car next to her and pulls out
a bag of sweets.
'hello darlin, how are you?' 'Listen if i give you a
sweet will you come in the car?'
The little girl turns to the man and says,
'give me the whole bag and i'll come in your face'
Sick but funny.
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« Reply #1 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:40am » | |
Nice but I don't get the i'll come in your face part...
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Dave
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« Reply #2 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:40am » | |
Never mind, Think the older members will get this......
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« Reply #3 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:41am » | |
AWWW!!! Just spill the beans!!!
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Dave
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« Reply #4 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:42am » | |
to 'come' means to ejaculate. In lamens terms, it means when you orgasm.
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« Reply #5 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:43am » | |
Ohhh.... Do you mean 'cum'?
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Dave
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« Reply #6 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:45am » | |
In the UK it's spelt as 'come' Whic is stupid as we already have the word which has a totally different meaning.
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« Reply #7 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:47am » | |
hehehhe dave that was good m8
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« Reply #8 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:57am » | |
ewwwww 
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« Reply #9 on Jun 17, 2005, 9:33am » | |
But one thing is that how is the girl supposed to cum? Women can't cum or can they?
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« Reply #10 on Jun 17, 2005, 9:45am » | |
Yes Women can ejaculate.
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« Reply #11 on Jun 17, 2005, 9:47am » | |
Holy boobs of Christ! I gotta go back to porno!
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« Reply #12 on Jun 24, 2005, 10:19am » | |
how do u make a cat go woof?
pour petrol on it and light it.
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« Reply #13 on Jun 25, 2005, 11:24pm » | |
That was faulty
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« Reply #14 on Jul 4, 2005, 10:07am » | |
Can u not take a joke!!!! 
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« Reply #15 on Jul 4, 2005, 10:08am » | |
Anyway gd joke dave!!!
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Dave
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« Reply #16 on Jul 5, 2005, 5:45am » | |
Thanks mate, that's a golden oldie of mine. Thought i'd pull it out of the bag.
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« Reply #17 on Jul 5, 2005, 2:07pm » | |
LoL,made me giggle
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