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you're so ugly.......
« Thread Started on Jun 16, 2005, 8:48am »		[Quote]
.....the last time you got a piece of ass was
when your hand slipped through the toilet paper!
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #1 on Jun 16, 2005, 9:04am »		[Quote]
Your so ugly that your mum had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
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« Reply #2 on Jun 17, 2005, 1:22am »		[Quote]
your so ugly dat ur mom gave u a mask when u were born and p.s. the mask looks better than u
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« Reply #3 on Jun 17, 2005, 2:51am »		[Quote]
You're so ugly that when you were born the docter tried to stuff you back in!!
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #4 on Jun 17, 2005, 2:54am »		[Quote]
Insult looks

Your armpits are so hairy you look like you have Buckwheat in a headlock!

Your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

Your so ugly you look like your neck threw up.


You're So Fat:

you sweat Bacon Bits.

you have more chins than Chinatown.

when you cut your self you bleed Gravy.

your blood type is Ragu.

you had to let the shower curtain out.

you wear a watch on each arm, one for each time zone!

you don't take a picture, you take a poster.

your baby picture had to be taken by satelite.

by time you turn around, they throw you a welcome back party.


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Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions...
As smart as a rope
A few clowns short of a circus
A few veggies short a salad
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
As sharp as a spoon
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combination plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
Sky light leaks a little
Slinky's kinked
Surfing in Nebraska
Too much yardage between the goal posts
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #5 on Jun 17, 2005, 7:31am »		[Quote]
Your so ugly the doctor shoved his fist up your moms ass looking for human spray!
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #6 on Jun 24, 2005, 3:57am »		[Quote]
Your so ugly that the doctor didn't know where your ass was. :D
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #7 on Jun 24, 2005, 8:22am »		[Quote]
Your dad is so ugly, he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your mom is so fat, last time she saw 90210 was in a bathroom scale.

Your family is so poor, you stepped on a lit cigarrete and someone yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #8 on Jun 26, 2005, 3:12am »		[Quote]
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "what a treasure", and the doctor replied, "yes, lets bury him"
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #9 on Jul 6, 2005, 2:04am »		[Quote]
rammsteinguy funny joke 8-)
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #10 on Jul 19, 2005, 5:48pm »		[Quote]
Your so ugly, your mother breast-fed you through a straw! (This joke was first made by the late, grewat Rodney Dangerfield)
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Re: you're so ugly.......
« Reply #11 on Aug 9, 2005, 4:26am »		[Quote]
These jokes are so funny lets keep em rolling shall we
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« Reply #12 on Aug 25, 2005, 3:54pm »		[Quote]
your so old your trainers say AIR JESUS!!!!!
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Your so dumb you got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!!!!! :P
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« Reply #13 on Feb 22, 2006, 9:15am »		[Quote]
i heard they gotta remake yo mums coffin coz everytime she lays down, her legs open! :P
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« Reply #14 on Feb 22, 2006, 9:17am »		[Quote]
;)Sorry i said that bout yo mum, i forgot..... you got two dads and a chemistry set!!!
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